Pride of Northampton.... (There's a First)

I was all geared up to write a couple of blog about my town and its councillors after seeing the latest play at the Royal called “Town,” I was ready to moan and ask what in the blue hell is happening to my town… I still might, but right now I want to lay some praise on someone.

The first time I went on duty to this “Town” play was Thursday 26th June, which coincided with the date our “pride of lions” were unveiled around town. I knew they were coming, but much like the recent performances by England’s overpaid prima~donnas; I was not prepared for them!

Heading up past Castle Station (notice I won’t use “Northampton Station” ~ it’s always been Castle Station, never mind what the sign says! As with Jimmy’s End ~ St. James and of course MK “City” ~ but the less said about that the better!) and over St. Peter’s roundabout I noticed three lions kindly guarding (or watching, you choose) over John Dickie’s home…

Having said that I was not prepared to see lions (real or otherwise) in Northampton was not an understatement, after the initial swear word and “there’s three lions!” I could not stop smiling to myself; fancy that ~ I was actually smiling for once!

Wandering around town now seems more fun, I actually find myself looking up more. Even nights out seem much more fun, and yes I have the pictures to prove that ~ and no, I did not break the one outside the Guildhall… and I was gentle getting on that one in the picture!

Conversations with friends are filled with “have you seen the lions?” and “where’s that one?” People seem to be stuck with something between curiosity and amazement that something good could come from this town, which is a worry! Having seen and heard all the views (including my own!) over what is wrong with this town, it seems to shock people that something good can happen.

People know my views on the things our Lib Dem (is it now a coalition too?) run NBC have and have not done, the site at Edmunds Hospital, Marina and Market Square say it all. But; and here is the thing, they are all done with the view that “hopefully” people will want to come to the town and maybe invest/stay.

I know that many people will say “but that is not enough!” and to be fair I do slightly agree. However, look at the lions for an example. People do like them, they look cool and get people talking… is that not the point? People love to see the Elephants in London, we spot them (or try) every time we go down to City; the lions seem to be having the same effect here.

Which is a very good thing in my view, and should surely be encouraged? How about this for an idea: more arty type stuff, more plays from local people about local things? Let us get a little crazy here, how about this too: get more things going like those wonderful Heritage Weeks? This town has so much going for it, to let that die would surely be a crime?

There are people willing to show those of us willing to learn around, I know this from first hand experience. Case and point, most people reading this blog will know Councillor Trini Crake; some will know her husband John is something of a town historian. All reading this blog will know that I am a member of my local St. John division too, and have been for a while.

Digressing for a moment, our meeting nights at St. John often consist of training, training and more training! Occasionally we have a few guest speaker nights thrown in among the training and the courses we have to do, and a few nights a year we have social evenings. Rarely do we leave the safe confines of our building, if we do it is either to attend our HQ for more training or exams; but it has not always been like this!

We have gone out to the pub! (Yes I know, admittedly we had to walk there; but it was fun!) If I am right in thinking, we have gone out to the hospital for a sort of “outside” guest speaker. The point I am trying to make is, visiting places is good fun, and it gets us out and about… which as many people will tell you, is a good thing!

Anyways, back to the plot… after bumping into John Crake going past the Guildhall, we stopped to have a little chat; during which he told me about the mark on a block outside the Guildhall which meant Northampton was so many feet (sorry I can’t remember how many now) above sea level. I never had a clue the mark was there let alone what it meant, which made me think; “what else don’t I know about my town?”

Having been around the Guildhall once (and totally enjoying it) I thought I would ask if John would show my division around too, after all many of them aren’t from Northampton (and even those that were) so they might not know about its history… of course John kindly agreed, but when I rose the subject at the meeting that night; to say it was met with the “damp squid” effect would be an understatement.

(See, there’s my rant. A slight tangent, but the usual rant I am sure you would all miss if I left it out…)

Anyways; to end, how about this for an idea: Fred and Doris, (work with me on this!) have lived here all their lives, but there is still so much they have never seen; yet they have seen it all. Both have watched a million and one different councils try their best to “make this town better,” but all that happens is the town quiets seems to die a cold death. However, this week they have been seeing more and more Meerkats (just for Alderman Dickie there) painted weird and wonderful colours; popping up around the town.

It looks so good and has everyone talking about it, so much so that Fred and Doris’s children have heard about it all; and their grandchildren! Moreover, that is not all they have heard about either! Imagine this; there are local plays at the local theatres. There are local bands playing in the local pubs and clubs, there is local art in the local art museums and a whole host of other things too boot.

However, the best thing about it all is the beautiful buildings and scenery with the amazing history. And guess what? It is something all the family can go and see, they can all experience the history (first hand maybe?) and the stunning scenery! Not only is it on Fred and Doris’s doorstep, but much of it is free! Gosh, how about that; a week where all members of a family can get something out of... who’da thunk it hey?  

Is this all a dream? I dunno, maybe; but I certainly hope not.

101 Frightening Ice Cream Flavors From Around The World...

I have to be totally honest here, since being diagnosed with type 2 diabetes I have been thinking more and more about what I eat; or rather what I used to eat. Like I have said, I have one heck of a sweet tooth and just LOVE my food; as anyone who knows me will tell you.

So having to watch what I eat and check everything twice, I have found many things I like are on the “bad” list. Normally that would not be too much of a problem, I would just have anything and everything else that I could etc and where on the “good” list.

However, me being as I am; it just is not that easy. To say I am a fussy eater is not an understatement, though I am much better than I used to be! I have made myself try new things, I have challenged myself to finding the best out of what I like; and so far it has been okay.

Of course I have had my bad days, you know the ones where nothing goes right for you, everything is against you and all you want is to pig out on crap. However, I have; without trying lost half a stone since Feb which is (as anyone on a diet will tell you) a great thing to focus on.

Now there is a reason for the title and this post, one of the things I totally adore is desert (you would never tell though would you?) and especially ice cream... hence the posts title! I am your basic kinda girl; I like the simple things in life, plain and nothing too fancy! I like vanilla; coffee and that’s about it... I cannot eat chocolate anyways, (because of bad migraines) so have lived without it for so long and shall continue to do so.

Now, in my “try new stuff” regime I think I would try most things at least once; not so sure about some of these flavours though! See what you guys think and tell me if you would try any of them, or how about making up a new flavour of your own?

Who is up for some Garlic-flavoured Dracula Ice Cream?

What about some stout flavoured ice cream? I am sure Councillor Clarke could neck a few of them!

What about Red Wine ice cream? I am sure I know more than a few people who would like that flavour!

Maybe Chunky Bacon flavour grabs you, or its counterpart; BBQ flavour?

Whichever flavour you pick, I am sure nothing will compare to number 70 on the list; Natural Viagra ice cream! Firstly, as the person says; I never realised Viagra had a flavour! Is that where you swallow the tablet too slow and end up getting a stiff neck? However, it also brings forward some interesting questions; not least would it carry the same health warnings...

Would women be able to have it too?

Would you have to wait twenty minutes before eating?

Will it be soft scoop or a hard block?

Instead of “brain freeze” if you eat it to quick will you get a stiff head? (Take your pick which one!)

If the effects of the ice cream last longer than four hours does the person have to seek medical attention?

Makes you wonder what they will think of next doesn’t it? Anyways, I am off for a nice bowl of Potato flavoured ice cream!

Mortal Kid or Kombat Kid on a Come Back?

Having been "kidding" myself for far too long that I am invincible; I find that I am indeed, mortal.

When I was a kid I was active and sometimes over active, what was then called "hyperactive;" which is now seemingly called everything from a disease to "kids needing tablets and extra help."

I could never run at school, and was often bullied for it and my natural big size; but I tried my best.

Then I was told I was too hyperactive and that I should "calm down" a wee bit... Trouble is, now I have "calmed down" I simply cannot get up and about anymore; as they say ~ my get up and go has got up and gone!

I just did not have the energy to do anything but sit at home, veg out and eat/drink myself silly....

This is where my problems all began, when you take into account the fact I like to eat, and have a sweet tooth. Then couple that with the fact I was turned into this under active child, and add in the family history too; it all makes for an easy target for bad health.

So after nearly 30 odd years of ignoring the normal dull aches & pains of a 70 year old, I finally faced the situation and went to try get healthy. It was more to do with wanting to spend as long as I could with this nice chappie I like, but either way; I thought I would do something about this mess I had got myself into.

Knowing that my Dad has not only had Diabetes for a good few years now, but has also had a triple heart by-pass; I knew that I needed to be careful. Obviously though I have not been that careful, when many forms of physical exertion causes me to have trouble breathing among other things.

But it was the blood test for Diabetes that was the catalyst in my lifestyle change, which I felt I should take along with everything else. I guess I knew it was coming, after all I knew my luck was running out. After the test I was diagnosed on 6th May 2010, a couple of weeks later I was told that it was Type 2 and that I needed to make huge lifestyle changes.

Of course I knew it was coming, but it was still a shock. I did feel depressed about it, not so much that I felt it was a life sentence more the case that I was scared stiff of having to inject myself with insulin. Which makes me sound much like the big wuss that I am of course, but either way; it still scared the poop outta me!

So here I am, nearly two months in and I am doing my best. Finding healthy stuff to eat is a bit of a battle; especially when I have like 32 plus years of bad habits to change. The exercise is not the easiest thing to deal with either if I am honest, not only to find something I like and can do (without killing myself ~ just ask said nice chappie who I actually ran after!) but also something that is cost effect.

As with life, money plays a big part in what we can and cannot do. With an endless pocket full of cash I a sure I could have helped this “lifestyle” change along quicker, with the right amount of money (and the number of a good cosmetic surgeon) I more than likely could give myself the helping hand I need to get back to some normality.

And after all that is all I want, help getting there. After I have a good start, I can at the very least continue to look after what little I have left. But heigh ho; it will just have to be “off to work” for me, all I can do is try my best. With the love and help of my family and friends, I know that it will seem that little bit easier; and for that alone I am eternally grateful to them all.

It Is Time To Change The Game...

This was written by a friend of mine, I think he has some valid points; even though it nearly got him killed in certain Countries! Good writing and good points? You be the judge of that!

Enjoy the read, whatever the case!! And thanks Mark; wherever you may be!!!

All of our reality is created from the power of our acceptance and the balance of its change is held in our expectation.

Avoidance of the truth is the cause of all unhappiness.

Emotional energy drives creative activity and combined with intention is the boss ~ all of the following environment will reflect that emotion and all associations will reflect the emotion of its leader throughout the frame.

Boundaries in society are not so much to do with individuality as to protect us from the truth. Evolution is the adjustment of our boundary and in love for one another we will end the division.

If you leave pieces of sugar out, the environment will balance with ants. We can adjust the number of ants in our kitchens by various means.

Once the acceptance of our life is rooted then the reality will follow in our environment, we can change our acceptances. All it takes following the realisation is a constant aver to the new acceptance until it takes in our being like a graft and becomes real. We are able to become what we want, just want!

If we seek hostilities because of our acceptance then we will find, from the environment, others in similar mediation of heart and joint exception to be partners in the game.

It is our responsibility to transcend the past and our ancestry (social and genetic influences) in the development of our emotional being. We are all responsible for the creation of our own environment.

We can adjust the boundary of our environment to alter our feeling or accept the state of being and the environment follows as sharp with you as you with it... Keep balance.

The reason you are bullied is your acceptance. Add courage there are only 24 hours a day so you might as well, as well as not. Love one another for in doing so we love ourselves, the more love we declare into the world the more we will find the return of that love; for love is balance and it is in giving that we receive.

We are all one ~ all part of the same God energy, accept this powerful understanding. Find God in your being and at hand rather than seeing him over there or not over there. If you accept that God is in your heart then God is in your heart and you will find understanding in the supernatural and clairvoyant and magic and healing.

If the world were full of peaceful people we would live in a peaceful world.

To say, "I have no money" not only reinforces the reality in the subconscious acceptance but also makes a creative statement to the world. Never make negative statements; just say what is wanted. Ask and it is yours to receive, don't lose the opportunity when it arrives.

Take into your acceptance all the things you want, use your expectation to control the direction; look to the source for all your ingredients in all aspects of your being. Fear is a powerful ingredient in the emotion.

By adjusting the boundaries of our environment we can balance the environment we want. Work with the environment and it will work with you. If something is recurrent and you say why does this always happen, then it is true that it will always be in your environment; even if you ran away it would manifest again and again until you find courage in facing the truth.

Lying compromises one's position, distorts reality and leaves one lost. Keep the deep peace of God's love in your heart with gratitude and honesty. When we know something is not wanted in our environment it is important to remove the thing and make no mean no! We are all creatures of habit and avoid the pain of change, taking refuge in lies and tradition.

As we realise and accept that we are all one we will find a greater ability to love one another and be kind, help one another and heal the space. Smile to one another radiate goodness and the people around you will feel it. If you walk through a crowd with love in your heart the people around you will feel it and it will change the environment. The same is true in reverse and you will be as sensitive to the thoughts of others as your subconscious requires in its production of life events.

Ingredients:

1. Grateful Heart, build from a point of gratitude.
2. Love in motive and alignment with subconscious sixth sense, root of understanding.
3. Acceptance that we are at one with the energy. Take honest and clear reference points. Look to the source for all your ingredients.
4. Tend the garden of your expectation with kindness; the German word for imagination is vorstellung, which in English means to stand before you. Be careful with visual image ~ TV.
5. Strong heart ~ this path will test you to take the ground. Don't seek your security at the boundary of your existence but keep the truth in the middle and see beauty around.
6. Daily denial of selfish r dirty ingredients. (Process/development) Find freedom in honesty by hiding no fear.
7. Self ~ confidence keys, allow yourself permission.
8. Learn the magical power of words.
9. Then listen and you will be guided.

Pray this human culture finds peace as it stops blaming external influence accepting new inevitabilities. Pray we populate this planet with responsibility in life's blessed understandings and open the door to the true potential. Show us our motive as we review social boundary and justice.

May the eddy of life in a tide of despair illuminate hearts in answer to prayer and find love's acceptance in our honest hearts.

May the work of our hands prosper the good of us all, our social control mechanisms remove illusions of need and our media see Road Rage and weep.

Pray the human race find the true value of life and dance in the balance of naturelike birds in the flock and the fully evolved state that is a shoal of fish.

A Whisper by dans_oreo©

If it were me sitting beside you at breakfast what would you whisper?
would look into my eyes and tell me I'm beautiful?

If it were me that you were kissing goodbye as you left for work, what would you whisper?
would you tell me you can't wait for tonight?

If it were me that you were calling on your way home from work, what would you whisper?
would you tell me that in two minutes you'd be looking at your soul mate?

If it were me that greeted you at the door, what would you whisper?
would you tell me that you missed me like mad?

If it were me that was cooking you dinner, wearing only an apron, what would you whisper?
would you sneak up behind me and gently give my bottom a pat and whisper is it bed time yet?

If it were me sitting on your lap feeding you, what would you whisper?
would you tell me dinner was great how about some desert?

If it were me that laid beneath you as you made love to your lover, what would whisper?
would you hold my gaze and tell me how wonderful it felt to be with me?

If it was me snuggled up to you under the blankets, what would you whisper?
Would you kiss my forehead and tell me how much you loved me and how you couldn't do without me?

If it were me walking through life holding your hand, laughing, crying and loving, what would whisper?

If it were me instead of her, what would you whisper?

How long must I wait? How long till I can hold you as you fall asleep? how long until I see you shoes by the door? How long until I feel the passion and the heat that has been bottled up for so long? How long until you tell her goodbye?

How long until I hear you whisper I love you?

The Trevor Eve Appreciation Party... My Manifesto.

(for my wonderful Trevor Eve/Waking the Dead fans; and maybe a little gentle friendly dig at my political friends too...)

We here at the Trevor Eve Appreciation Party believe in free Trevor for all, we want to change the rising trend of younger actors being drooled over; while allowing the older (better in most cases) actors passed over “just because.

Our members and supporters believe that true talent comes from age and experience, taking nothing away from the younger actors; but youth and good looks count for little when you are talented AND hot as hell.

Trevor Eve is without doubt one of the best actors around, at over 50 years old; he is also one of the hottest around. Should we be elected, our party would implement the follow...

• Free DVD’s of Trevor’s past shows. Up to and including Children... Naked Trevor is good Trevor! (Well, nearly naked anyways)

• Waking the Dead as a weekly episodic programme. We believe this is ~ without doubt ~ one of his best works, if elected WtD would run and run. If scripts became a problem the shows producers would tap into the great world of “fan fiction” out there, allowing people to “write” their own scripts.


• A group of cinemas specially dedicated to showing all of Trevor’s work.

• Trevor Eve Appreciation Day. A day dedicated to Trevor and everything about him, held on his birthday; where people could celebrate all things Trevor. The highlight of which would be a huge party in the park type of event, with the man himself as the main guest of honour.


• On education, children of school age would be taught Trevor Lessons. Ranging from showing his previous works to helping out youngsters learn from the master himself.

• On National Health, we here at the TEA Party believe that a little bit of hotness will help you to recover and get better. We would make all doctors look as hot as Trevor and make his works available to patients, visits by the man himself would be a given.


• On the economy, we believe that the more Trevor you have the more money will be generated into this Country.

• On Defence & Crime... we believe that the characters (especially DSI Peter Boyd) that Trevor plays are good strong characters, and our Policemen/women should be more like those he plays. Tough and strong but honest and fair. With regard to Defence, our armed forces shall be given acting lessons and will be reformed into lean mean Trevor Eve machines.


So, in short; a vote for the TEA Party is a vote for more Trevor Eve!!!

Why Worry? (Irish Logic)

There are only two reasons in life that should worry you; either you are sick or you are well.

 

If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.

 

However, if you are sick there are only two things to worry about; either you are going to get better or you will die.

 

If you get better, then there is nothing to worry about.

 

However, if you die then there are only two things to worry about; either you will go up or down.

 

If you go up, then there is nothing to worry about.

 

However, if you go down; you will be so busy shaking the hands of old friends and colleagues you will be too busy to worry!!!

Miracle Worker or Councillor? Damned if you do, Damned if you don’t!

While I am in this writing mood, I shall explain my views; politically and otherwise... I have touched on the market square already, so I shall try to avoid that subject.

Week after week all I seem to be reading is how bad of a job the Lib Dem run NBC, (and sometimes the get that wrong ~ remember we have TWO councils here!) how everything they have achieved has been crap.

It seems that everyone and anyone from Fitzy to my friend Tony Clarke is ready to stick the knife in as it were and complain about anything and everything. It seems that the current administration are damned if they do and damned if they don’t, which leads me to one of my questions; why would anyone in their right mind want to be a Councillor?

Not only do you have to balance the budget and books, not only do you have to seemingly please all of the people all of the time; but you also have to actually work miracles and do the impossible!

In my view, (other than with regard to opposition Councillors) I see all these “wannabe Councillors” moaning about how bad things are; but unwilling (or unable) to do anything about it. It is a little like football fans spouting off saying they could do a better job of managing their football team than the actual manager; however, if given the chance to do so ~ they all suddenly shut up! In other words, if you think you can do a better job or know better than those who run things; why are you not doing it?

If it was me, and I was so impassioned about what happened to my town; I would do all I could to become a Councillor and everything I could to change things. Yes it is true that one of the reasons I joined a party was because I wanted to become a Councillor and change things for the better, and yes I have the chance to do that; but in truth I am not sure it is worth the hassle.

Even though I don’t know what goes on “behind the scenes” as it were, I know things are not easy for any local (or national for that matter) government to make things work. But I also know that things in this town are not good either, and to be honest things will not get better over night...

Before this current administration, we had the Tories in power who didn’t do much. Then we had Labour in power who did loads, just not all of it good; they apparently got Northampton put into special measure ~ which I think basically means the national government had to take control of our spending and stuff ~ someone in the council will be better placed to explain that bit.

Now seeing as I was either too young or not as involved as I am now, I cannot comment on how good or bad things were before; but surely it cannot of been that good if things are as bad as they are now? Not ALL of the towns problems (and there do seem to be many of them) can be blamed on the current administration, these problems did NOT happen over night; the town has been in decline for far too long now and what worries me is that no one is listening!

While I have a huge amount of time for ALL Councillors, and would like to think I have friends on all sides of the chamber; I do worry that many of them are trying too hard to make things like a mini Houses of Commons... far too often I see those Councillors (and you know who you are!) on the opposite side of the chamber doing what can only be described as “childish taunting” and point scoring; when what they should be doing is putting the needs of my town first.

Members of that chamber have been voted in to make a difference and look after their ward residents, now don’t get me wrong many ~ if not all ~ of our Councillors do work extremely hard for those said residents. And if my ward Councillor was (and he is) one sitting on the opposition side, I too would want them to make as much noise as they could to get me the best deal for me and other as they could... but, and here are my concerns; far too many of them seem to forget about the “working together for the good of the town” part and seem to be more interested in acting like children!

Yes it is good theatre (I’ve seen some sights in council meetings!) and yes each Councillor should fight for their residents, as well as holding the administration to account for everything they do; but at the end of the day can you not have your “moment” and then work together?

Life is about compromises, we all have to make them! You cannot always get everything your own way, that is just not how life works... I mean I want to be a supermodel with one of them super hot hunks on my arm; still I have to settle for being super nice and having no one draped upon my arm ~ it happens! I would have thought the key (or one of the keys) to being a good Councillor, was being able to compromise?

My personal view is that while much needs to be done, ALL Councillors should quit with the fun and games and start getting down to the business of saving my town and getting it going in the right direction!

I Have Been Abused!!!

I have wanted to write this blog for a while now, but every time I tried something always held me back.

It is partly in reply to something a friend (though he might not be after this) said, and partly to put my point of view across ~ seeing as everyone else is doing so!

The gent in question is one of the regular crowd who act as something of unofficial “rebel rousers,” towards the current Lib Dem run administration. He seems to have a huge distain for all the main parties, (which he is within his right to do) as well as being something of a “champion” towards council housing tenants...

I have nothing against him, or his reasoning behind any of what he does... BUT; and here’s the big but, I have a huge problem with his seemingly one sided view of how our administration bullies and abuses said tenants.

As to if the things he says are true or not, well I am not able to answer. I have one view from the gent in question, (who is, himself; only hearing things second hand) and the view of some of my councillor friends on the yellow side of the chamber...

If it is true, then those doing the bullying/abusing should ~ and I hope will ~ be brought to task for it, bullying (in any form) is wrong; period.

I am not about to pass judgement on things without knowing the whole facts, however what has got my goat more than anything; is this gents comments to me over these matters.

Our conversations actually took place over the fact he had tried to bring to task Councillor Woods (again) over how much his hearing (for that car issue) cost the taxpayers...

Surely we have been through this enough people? Surely, after wasting eight plus hours of my own life and nine months of his on this matter, we have ALL had enough of Councillor Woods and his bloody car? (No offence there Tony, if you’re reading) So why in the blue hell, do I want to spend another god knows how long over it?

Anyways, (rant over there!) we somehow managed to get onto matters regarding one of the sheltered housing people (the one’s who visit others in need) getting in trouble & being bullied by the Lib Dem administration; and (which I find bizarre) the aforementioned Councillor Woods.

With what this gent was saying, Councillor Woods not only knew about the trouble the help got in but also bullied; intimidated and abused her. Now I know Councillor Woods is (and can be) a lot of things, I know we are not exactly friends and it is true even I find him fairly intimidating at times; but something I just cannot see... if I am wrong however, then I shall say I am wrong.

However, when I made the comment that what I cared about were the taxpayers like my folks having to pay out for more freedom of requests over how much this hearing etc took over Councillor Woods, than much else; this gent accused me of not caring and only thinking about my own pocket.

Now, anyone who actually knows me; will know neither is true. I care too much about everyone, and the last thing I will ever care about is money! To me, money is the route of all evil; and personally I wish that I could live without the need for it. Most people who know me will also know that the one thing you can be assured of, is that I more than “give a damn” about everyone and anyone! Not only is it (kind of) part of my job to care (The St. John thingy) but it is also something which I have always felt is more of a trait than anything else, simply put; I cannot help but be nice!

Therefore, with that being said; what I want to know ~ well ask the gent in question (notice I have not named him...) is... “Isn’t what YOU are doing (to myself and others ~ with the constant disrespectful e-mails and comments) bullying?”

I find his comments towards me, not only hurtful; but also abusive....

Where is the respect you say those in power do not show you? Respect has to not only be earned but also given to the right people. Moreover, regardless of if you like it or not (or agree with them or not) those in power DO deserve to be treated with respect.

I was brought up to have respect for my elders, something this gent is proud of also; but my parents also brought me up to have respect for authority figures too! Regardless of if I like them or not, Councillors and the officers; have my respect ~ that’s not to say I don’t think they should not earn that too... but more on that another time!

So, Edward McNabb; do I get an apology from you for the abusive comments... or should I just tell anyone and everyone how you have treated me and e-mail you every chance I get, being rude and abusive too of course?

Have I made my point?

New Complaints Department...

Because the election is hot underway, and because I know many people would like to do this; I have made a complaints department....

It is run by a wonderful woman called Ms. H. Weight.

It was set up for those people who would like to complain about, well anything really; but especially for some of my politically friends.

1. If there are times when I have:
   
2. Pissed you off with my constant "can't make up her mind" attitude.
   
3. Annoyed you because I don't do as much or help as much as you would like.
   
4. Acted (said or done something) dumb around you that makes you worry about me.
   
5. Or just generally gave you cause for sleepless nights etc; then this is the place to come...
   

Helen, will address all complaints fairly and quickly; of course she will also deal with them fully and to the highest standards.

So, with that being said;

"If you have a problem with me, my attitude, intelligence; or lack thereof...

Please go to Helen Weight!!!

Thank you kindly xxx