- As I Mature I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
- I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
- I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
- I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.
- I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.
- I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.
- I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
- I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!
- I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one
of your kids did it
- I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.
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