Because the election is hot underway, and because I know many people would like to do this; I have made a complaints department....
It is run by a wonderful woman called Ms. H. Weight.
It was set up for those people who would like to complain about, well anything really; but especially for some of my politically friends.
- If there are times when I have:
- Pissed you off with my constant "can't make up her mind" attitude.
- Annoyed you because I don't do as much or help as much as you would like.
- Acted (said or done something) dumb around you that makes you worry about me.
- Or just generally gave you cause for sleepless nights etc; then this is the place to come...
Helen, will address all complaints fairly and quickly; of course she will also deal with them fully and to the highest standards.
So, with that being said;
"If you have a problem with me, my attitude, intelligence; or lack thereof...
Please go to Helen Weight!!!
Thank you kindly xxx